Let’s get trippy.
the best thing about having the house to myself is that I can make breakfast in my underwear
Anonymous said: how is that homophobic? i have gay friends and support them all the way, but i don't believe in gay marriage.
your gay friends are all talking shit behind your back 100%
I kissed a go go dancer last night. He did it for the tip but I tipped so I could slip my hand/a dollar into his briefs so who really won here?
so there was this girl in my class who showed up to class everyday with her thong sticking out and one day my teacher just walked up to her and said ‘let’s keep victoria a secret’ he got fired but it was still funny